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Pooh Jokes and Riddles

This page features clean visitor-submitted "potty" jokes and riddles related to Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends in the 100 Aker Woods.

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Warning! Pooh Potty Jokes Ahead!

Turn back now if you are offended by tasteless humor! We resisted adding the following Pooh jokes. However, we had been receiving some version of these jokes every day from kids of every age. Please "bear" with us. Thank you.

Important Note: There are no swear words or "adult" themes here. All jokes are "clean" potty jokes which basically make fun of the word "Pooh".

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Q. What's golden brown and sits on a log?
A. Winnie's Pooh.
Submitted by Christopher, age 11

Q. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh.
Submitted by Jessice, age 10
And over 300 other kids!

Q. What did Piglet flush down the toilet?
A. Pooh!
Submitted by Ashley, age 11

Q. Where does Pooh like to swim?
A. In the toilet.
Submitted by Mark, age 20

Q. What would Snoop Doggy Dogg be called if he married Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
Submitted by Julie, age 32

Q. Where does Eeyore go to relieve himself?
A. Pooh Corner!
Submitted by Hazel, age 19

Q. With what does Winnie-the-Pooh clean his toilet?
A. Pooh Sticks!
Submitted by Piyumi, age 10

Q. Why does Winnie have trouble cleaning his toilet?
A. Pooh Sticks!
Submitted by Adam, age 19

Q. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh with a donkey?
A. Dhiarr-Eeyore!
Submitted by Imraan, age 12

Q. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say in the Stone Age?
A. Yabba-Dabba-Pooh!
Submitted by Jonathan-Michael, age 7

Q. If Winnie the Pooh was Scottish, what would he be called, given that he isn't very big?
A. Winnie the Wee.
Submitted by Christopher, age 21

Q. Why is Winnie so fat?
A. He has a lot of Pooh in him.
Submitted by Lacey, age 12

Q. Why was Winnie so skinny when he got off the toilet?
A. Because he let out all his Pooh!
Submitted by Lacey, age 12

Q. What did the visiting school kids tell Winnie?
A. We need to Pooh!
Submitted by Jeni, age 16

Q. Why is Tigger always dirty?
A. Because he plays with Pooh.
Submitted by Ashley, age 13

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Submitted by Tina, age 30

Q. Why wasn't Tigger allowed to play with Winnie?
A. He's not allowed to play with pooh!
Submitted by Mindy, age 13

Q. What is the opposite to Winne-the-Pooh?
A. Winnie-the-Wee.
Submitted by Nicola, age 13

Q. Why was the toilet clogged?
A. Because Pooh was in it!
Submitted by Samantha, age 8

Q. Did you hear about the new Winnie-the-Pooh movie?
A. It's called "Crouching Tigger, Hidden Pooh"!
Submitted by Collin

Q. What did Christopher Robin say when he didn't want to clean his room when his mom told him to?
A. "But Mom, there's POOH on the floor!"
Submitted by Brooke, age 12

Q. What do you get when you cross Rabbit with Pooh?
A. A well fertilized garden
Submitted by Rachel, age 55

Once upon a time in the Hundred Acre Woods, Christopher Robin, Rabbit and Winnie-the-Pooh were explaining where they got their names from. "My mother called me Rabbit because I represent the rabbit species in the forest." So Christopher Robin said "My mother called me Christopher because I am Christian." and Pooh said "My mother called me Pooh because when I was born, I stank!".
Submitted by "Randy, age 6"

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