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Winnie-the-Pooh Character Guide
Exclusive Interviews

In these exclusive interviews*, we asked Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, and Pooh to tell us more about the way their friends in the 100 Aker Woods think.

*These quotes by the characters are straight out of the original books by A. A. Milne.

We interviewed Piglet first.
CR Topher: Piglet, what is your assessment of the other forest residents?
piglet Piglet: Well, Pooh "hasn't much Brain, but never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right."
CR Topher:How about Owl?
piglet Piglet:Owl "hasn't exactly got a Brain, but he Knows Things. He would know the Right Thing To Do When Surrounded By Water".
CR Topher:And Rabbit?
piglet Piglet:Rabbit "hasn't Learnt in Books, but he can always Think of a Clever Plan".
CR Topher: How about Kanga?
piglet Piglet:Kanga "isn't Clever. Kanga isn't, but she would be so anxious about Roo that she would do a Good Thing to Do without thinking about it".
CR Topher:How about your friend, Eeyore?
piglet Piglet:"Eeyore is so miserable anyhow that he wouldn't mind about this."

Next, we interviewed Eeyore
CR Topher:Hello, Eeyore.
Eeyore Eeyore:"Thanks for noticin' me."
CR Topher:What is your assessment of Pooh?
Eeyore Eeyore:Pooh is "a Bear with a Pleasing Manner but a Positively Startling Lack of Brain."
CR Topher:Eeyore, how do you feel about the others in the Woods?
Eeyore Eeyore:"They haven't got Brains, any of them, only fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think."

We spoke with Rabbit
CR Topher:Rabbit, just how smart is everyone in the forest?
rabbit Rabbit:"Pooh, Piglet, and Eeyore haven't any brain.[About Owl]You can't help respecting anybody who can spell "Tuesday", even if he doesn't spell it right. Kanga is so busy looking after Roo and Roo is too young, and Tigger is too bouncy to be any help. [Owl and I] have brains. The others have fluff."

Lastly, we spoke with Winnie-the-Pooh
CR Topher:Pooh, what have you to say about Rabbit?
pooh Pooh:"Rabbit's clever. And he has a Brain. I suppose, that that's why he never understands anything."

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