Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the-Pooh
Winnie-the-Pooh who?
Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too!
Submitted by Heather, age 14 |
Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
A. The same middle name.
Submitted by Christopher, age 11 |
Q. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
A. "No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Submitted by Barbara, age 7 |
Q. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?
A. "Show me the Honey!"
Submitted by Chris, age 15 |
Q. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?
A. Because he has the hunny stucked all over his mouth.
Submitted by Regina, age 4 |
Q. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh's hunny?
A. A nice clear table.
Submitted by Tyler, age 4 |
Q. What's the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. Gopher can get out of a hole.
Submitted by Annabell, age 17 |
Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?
A. They are both round.
Submitted by Cori, age 11 |
Q. Why is Pooh so sweet?
A. He eats lots of hunny!
Submitted by Alison, age 12 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooh
Pooh who?
Well you don't have to cry about it!
Submitted by Molly, age 5 |
Q. What do you get when you cross Winnie and a hunny tree?
A. Bee stings on his bottom!
Submitted by LaKrista, age 13 |
Q. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop?
A. He crashes!
Submitted by Katie, age 12 |
Q. What is the job of Winnie the Pooh's father?
A. POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman.
Submitted by David, age 28 |
Q. Why does Winnie the Pooh like honey so much?
A. Because he thinks the bees make it especially for him.
Submitted by Sammy-jo, age 9 |
Q. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A. Hunny!
Submitted by Shannon N, age 7 |
Q. Why did Eeyore cross the road?
A. He wanted to find his tail.
Submitted by Connie, age 8 |
Q. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?
A. In his honey pot!
Submitted by Adam, age 7 |
Q. What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?
A. Any kind.
Submitted by Jared, age 10 |
Q. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?
A. Only one if it's a Pooh Bear!
Submitted by Yessica G., age 10 |
Q. What is Winnie-the-Pooh's mom's name?
A. Pooh jour mama.
Submitted by Vanessa, age 15 |
Q. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?
A. Stink, stink, stink.
Submitted by Tatomme, age 9 |
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Tigger.
Tigger who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Tigger.
Tigger who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the-Pooh.
Winnie-the-Pooh who?
Aren't you glad I didn't say Tigger again!
Submitted by Nicole, age 10 |
Q. What do you get when you cross a hunny pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. An empty hunny pot!
Submitted by Elyse, age 12 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the
Winnie-the who?
Silly... It's not Winnie-the-who... It's Winnie-the-Pooh!
Submitted by Courtney, age 9 |
Q. What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?
A. They both have big ears.Submitted by Jacob, age 9 |
Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?
A. Pooh-hoo.Submitted by Ashley, age 9 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
That's
That's who?
Thats re-dikorus!
Submitted by Larissa, age 10 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-thup
Winnie-thup who?
You've got it! Winnie-the-Pooh!
Submitted by Chelsea, age 11 |
Q. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.Submitted by John, age 41 |
Q. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?
A. Hi Honey, I'm home!Submitted by Sharni, Ashleigh and Melanie, age 12 |
Q. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?
A. Because he eats a lot of honey!Submitted by Esha, age 9 |
Q. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?
A. Poohffff!Submitted by Nivelle, age 11 |
All of Winnie-the-Pooh's friends were waiting in Pooh's house for a surprise party. When Pooh got home Rabbit jumped out and said BOO!
"Bother," said Pooh bear, "I'm Pooh --- not Boo."Submitted by Parkey, age 6 |
Q. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?
A. Because he is stuffed with hunny.Submitted by Ho Si Hui, age 10 |
Q. Why was Pooh's head wet?
A. Because he had a brain storm.
Submitted by Toni, age 11 |
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a hunny jar?
A: A very sticky situation!
Submitted by Gwendolyn, age 12 |
Q. What does Pooh walk on?
A. His bear feet.
Submitted by Jacob, age 7 |
Q. Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?
A. Hunny!
Submitted by Brittany, age 22 |
Q. Why did Pooh cross the road?
A. Because Hunny was there!
Submitted by Justine, age 18 |
Q. What dessert do Pooh always eat when he is empty?
A. Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
Submitted by Jasmine, age 13 |
Q. Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?
A. Christopher Robin Hood!
Submitted by John, age 43 |
Q. What does Winnie say when he sneezes?
A. Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
Submitted by Tio, age 12 |
Q. What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?
A. A chubby tummy.
Submitted by Kate, age 8 |
Q. Why does Eeyore's house keep blowing away?
A. He's a terrible housekeeper.
Submitted by Charles, age 13 |
Eeyore walked into the forest and saw Piglet laying there with only one eye and one arm. "What happened to you?" Eeyore asked. "I bet Tigger one eye that he couldn't tear off one of my legs!" explained Piglet.
Submitted by Jo |
Q. How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?
A. By sitting on it.
Submitted by Rebecca, age 13 |
Q. Why can't Pooh rob a bank?
A. He would only steal the honey and not the money.
Submitted by Kylie, age 12 |
Q. Winnie, Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger are all firemen and they get a call but the fire engine only holds 2 people. Where do they sit?
A. Winnie and Piglet in the front, Tigger on the back, and Eeyore on the top
shouting "eeyore, eeyore, eeyore!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Cassie, age 12 |
Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat...
How fat is he?
Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat that when he stepped on the scales it said "To be continued..."
Submitted by Michelle, age 15 |
Why is Pooh's wife jealous?
Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
Submitted by Anonymous |
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