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Pooh Jokes and Riddles

This page features visitor-submitted jokes and riddles related to Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends in the 100 Aker Woods.

Q. What's Winnie's favorite bird?
A. Christopher Robin.
Submitted by Kelsey, age 20

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the-Pooh who?
Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too!
Submitted by Heather, age 14

Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
A. The same middle name.
Submitted by Christopher, age 11

Q. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
A. "No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Submitted by Barbara, age 7

Q. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?
A. "Show me the Honey!"
Submitted by Chris, age 15

Q. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?
A. Because he has the hunny stucked all over his mouth.
Submitted by Regina, age 4

Q. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh's hunny?
A. A nice clear table.
Submitted by Tyler, age 4

Q. What's the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. Gopher can get out of a hole.
Submitted by Annabell, age 17

Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?
A. They are both round.
Submitted by Cori, age 11

Q. Why is Pooh so sweet?
A. He eats lots of hunny!
Submitted by Alison, age 12

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooh who?
Well you don't have to cry about it!
Submitted by Molly, age 5

Q. What do you get when you cross Winnie and a hunny tree?
A. Bee stings on his bottom!
Submitted by LaKrista, age 13

Q. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop?
A. He crashes!
Submitted by Katie, age 12

Q. What is the job of Winnie the Pooh's father?
A. POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman.
Submitted by David, age 28

Q. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A. Hunny!
Submitted by Shannon N, age 7

Q. Why did Eeyore cross the road?
A. He wanted to find his tail.
Submitted by Connie, age 8

Q. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?
A. In his honey pot!
Submitted by Adam, age 7

Q. What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?
A. Any kind.
Submitted by Jared, age 10

Q. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?
A. Only one if it's a Pooh Bear!
Submitted by Yessica G., age 10

Q. What is Winnie-the-Pooh's mom's name?
A. Pooh jour mama.
Submitted by Vanessa, age 15

Q. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?
A. Stink, stink, stink.
Submitted by Tatomme, age 9

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Tigger who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Tigger who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the-Pooh who?
Aren't you glad I didn't say Tigger again!
Submitted by Nicole, age 10

Q. What do you get when you cross a hunny pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. An empty hunny pot!
Submitted by Elyse, age 12

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the who?
Silly... It's not Winnie-the-who... It's Winnie-the-Pooh!
Submitted by Courtney, age 9

Q. What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?
A. They both have big ears.
Submitted by Jacob, age 9

Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?
A. Pooh-hoo.
Submitted by Ashley, age 9

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
That's who?
Thats re-dikorus!
Submitted by Larissa, age 10

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-thup who?
You've got it! Winnie-the-Pooh!
Submitted by Chelsea, age 11

Q. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
Submitted by John, age 41

Q. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?
A. Hi Honey, I'm home!
Submitted by Sharni, Ashleigh and Melanie, age 12

Q. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?
A. Because he eats a lot of honey!
Submitted by Esha, age 9

Q. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?
A. Poohffff!
Submitted by Nivelle, age 11

Q. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?
A. Because he is stuffed with hunny.
Submitted by Ho Si Hui, age 10

Q. Why was Pooh's head wet?
A. Because he had a brain storm.
Submitted by Toni, age 11

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a hunny jar?
A: A very sticky situation!
Submitted by Gwendolyn, age 12

Q. What does Pooh walk on?
A. His bear feet.
Submitted by Jacob, age 7

Q. Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?
A. Hunny!
Submitted by Brittany, age 22

Q. What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?
A. Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
Submitted by Jasmine, age 13

Q. Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?
A. Christopher Robin Hood!
Submitted by John, age 43

Q. What does Winnie say when he sneezes?
A. Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
Submitted by Tio, age 12

Q. What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?
A. A chubby tummy.
Submitted by Kate, age 8

Q. Why does Eeyore's house keep blowing away?
A. He's a terrible housekeeper.
Submitted by Charles, age 13

Q. How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?
A. By sitting on it.
Submitted by Rebecca, age 13

Q. Why can't Pooh rob a bank?
A. He would only steal the honey and not the money.
Submitted by Kylie, age 12

Q. Winnie, Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger are all firemen and they get a call but the fire engine only holds 2 people. Where do they sit?
A. Winnie and Piglet in the front, Tigger on the back, and Eeyore on the top shouting "eeyore, eeyore, eeyore!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Cassie, age 12

Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat...
How fat is he?
Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat that when he stepped on the scales it said "To be continued..."
Submitted by Michelle, age 15

Why is Pooh's wife jealous?
Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!

Submitted by Anonymous

What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?

Submitted by Storme, Age 10

Why is Tigger so bouncy?
He eats spring onions!

Submitted by Storme, Age 10

What does Pooh wear to bed?

Submitted by Dylan, Age 9

Winnie-the-Pooh Potty Jokes

Warning! Pooh Potty Jokes Ahead!

Do not click on this link if you are offended by tasteless humor! We resisted adding Winnie-the-Pooh potty jokes, but we were receiving so many of these jokes every day from kids of every age, that it was clear the kids were enjoying them.

Important Note: these are NOT dirty jokes. There are no swear words or "adult" themes. Most have something to do with making fun of the word "Pooh".

Sample Potty Joke:
Q. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh.
Submitted by Jessice, age 10. And over 300 other kids!

Winnie-the-Pooh Potty Jokes

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