Q. What's Winnie's favorite bird?
A. Christopher Robin.
Submitted by Kelsey, age 20 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the-Pooh
Winnie-the-Pooh who?
Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too!
Submitted by Heather, age 14 |
Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
A. The same middle name.
Submitted by Christopher, age 11 |
Q. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
A. "No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Submitted by Barbara, age 7 |
Q. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?
A. "Show me the Honey!"
Submitted by Chris, age 15 |
Q. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?
A. Because he has the hunny stucked all over his mouth.
Submitted by Regina, age 4 |
Q. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh's hunny?
A. A nice clear table.
Submitted by Tyler, age 4 |
Q. What's the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. Gopher can get out of a hole.
Submitted by Annabell, age 17 |
Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?
A. They are both round.
Submitted by Cori, age 11 |
Q. Why is Pooh so sweet?
A. He eats lots of hunny!
Submitted by Alison, age 12 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooh
Pooh who?
Well you don't have to cry about it!
Submitted by Molly, age 5 |
Q. What do you get when you cross Winnie and a hunny tree?
A. Bee stings on his bottom!
Submitted by LaKrista, age 13 |
Q. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop?
A. He crashes!
Submitted by Katie, age 12 |
Q. What is the job of Winnie the Pooh's father?
A. POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman.
Submitted by David, age 28 |
Q. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A. Hunny!
Submitted by Shannon N, age 7 |
Q. Why did Eeyore cross the road?
A. He wanted to find his tail.
Submitted by Connie, age 8 |
Q. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?
A. In his honey pot!
Submitted by Adam, age 7 |
Q. What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?
A. Any kind.
Submitted by Jared, age 10 |
Q. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?
A. Only one if it's a Pooh Bear!
Submitted by Yessica G., age 10 |
Q. What is Winnie-the-Pooh's mom's name?
A. Pooh jour mama.
Submitted by Vanessa, age 15 |
Q. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?
A. Stink, stink, stink.
Submitted by Tatomme, age 9 |
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Tigger.
Tigger who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Tigger.
Tigger who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the-Pooh.
Winnie-the-Pooh who?
Aren't you glad I didn't say Tigger again!
Submitted by Nicole, age 10 |
Q. What do you get when you cross a hunny pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. An empty hunny pot!
Submitted by Elyse, age 12 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-the
Winnie-the who?
Silly... It's not Winnie-the-who... It's Winnie-the-Pooh!
Submitted by Courtney, age 9 |
Q. What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?
A. They both have big ears.Submitted by Jacob, age 9 |
Q. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?
A. Pooh-hoo.Submitted by Ashley, age 9 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
That's
That's who?
Thats re-dikorus!
Submitted by Larissa, age 10 |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Winnie-thup
Winnie-thup who?
You've got it! Winnie-the-Pooh!
Submitted by Chelsea, age 11 |
Q. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.Submitted by John, age 41 |
Q. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?
A. Hi Honey, I'm home!Submitted by Sharni, Ashleigh and Melanie, age 12 |
Q. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?
A. Because he eats a lot of honey!Submitted by Esha, age 9 |
Q. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?
A. Poohffff!Submitted by Nivelle, age 11 |
Q. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?
A. Because he is stuffed with hunny.Submitted by Ho Si Hui, age 10 |
Q. Why was Pooh's head wet?
A. Because he had a brain storm.
Submitted by Toni, age 11 |
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a hunny jar?
A: A very sticky situation!
Submitted by Gwendolyn, age 12 |
Q. What does Pooh walk on?
A. His bear feet.
Submitted by Jacob, age 7 |
Q. Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?
A. Hunny!
Submitted by Brittany, age 22 |
Q. What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?
A. Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
Submitted by Jasmine, age 13 |
Q. Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?
A. Christopher Robin Hood!
Submitted by John, age 43 |
Q. What does Winnie say when he sneezes?
A. Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
Submitted by Tio, age 12 |
Q. What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?
A. A chubby tummy.
Submitted by Kate, age 8 |
Q. Why does Eeyore's house keep blowing away?
A. He's a terrible housekeeper.
Submitted by Charles, age 13 |
Q. How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?
A. By sitting on it.
Submitted by Rebecca, age 13 |
Q. Why can't Pooh rob a bank?
A. He would only steal the honey and not the money.
Submitted by Kylie, age 12 |
Q. Winnie, Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger are all firemen and they get a call but the fire engine only holds 2 people. Where do they sit?
A. Winnie and Piglet in the front, Tigger on the back, and Eeyore on the top
shouting "eeyore, eeyore, eeyore!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Cassie, age 12 |
Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat...
How fat is he?
Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat that when he stepped on the scales it said "To be continued..."
Submitted by Michelle, age 15 |
Why is Pooh's wife jealous?
Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
Submitted by Anonymous |
What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?
Friendship!
Submitted by Storme, Age 10 |
Why is Tigger so bouncy?
He eats spring onions!
Submitted by Storme, Age 10 |
What does Pooh wear to bed?
POOH-jamas
Submitted by Dylan, Age 9 |
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